explanation.

okay, okay, okay. hold the phone for a second. let me explain myself. sean was way off in the last post, and i am going to tell you how the night really went down... after i say this.

hey everyone! i have missed you! can't believe i went a whole week without blogging. it was kinda weird. but i must say, i was incredibly productive. and by incredibly productive, i mean not that productive. but i was more productive than usual. i cooked 4 meals last week. 4. yes, that is more than i have cooked in our whole 10 1/2 months of marriage combined. it was kind of a big deal for me. not only did i cook. i washed the dishes after every meal. by hand. WAIT, WHAT?

what is wrong with me? i guess all this not blogging gave me some free time, and i would like to say that i have learned a lot from this experience. but no. not really. it didn't make me love to be all cooky and cleany. i still like to bake. so that is good. i guess maybe in a way it saved our marriage because i finally stepped it up. but at the same time probably is going to destroy it because sean is going to expect a warm cooked meal every single night. ha- yeah right. good thing wendy's is usually warm right right?

so yeah, i didn't fix all of the blog posts. i fixed about 100. so if you are looking farther on and notice that there are no picture on my honeymoon and wedding posts, just use your imaginiation. it was pretty awesome, and we had a good time. so yeah.

okay, so to put seans post into my words.. here goes:

first of all, so when sean says that i tripped over nothing? he failed to see me trip over a computer cord. well at least i am pretty sure that i did. but here is a little secret about me. i have had 4 surgeries between my two feet to repair some crooked toes and bunions. since i got married and went off the insurance, i haven't been to physical therapy to get all my movement back. so the screws in my big toes make my feet very stiff. yes, i just said stiff. so anyway, i "trip over my own feet" ALOT. however, i believe i tripped on a cord.

did sean come help me get up off the ground? NOPE. he laughed. just like in this story with the now pictureless posts. just pretend you can see all the embarassing pictures of sean. and please, feel free to tease as much as you want.

second of all. we were not watching a basketball game people. we were watching THE BACHELOR. and if i might add, i was trying to trim my own bangs before it started, and i didn't even start watching it until 15 minutes into it. sean already had it turned onto that station, without me even telling him to. and he was screaming at the TV about how much he hates Vienna. these were his exact words when i came in. "Ew. i hate her. she is the scum of the earth. she has no values. how could he like her?! i will never watch this show again if he picks her."

true story. so when sean says that he has his "priorities"? well they are for sure not the jazz game. and they are for sure not helping his wife up off the ground after she trips over "nothing".  oh, and he wouldn't let me explain myself until today becaue he "wanted to have the spotlight for a while." so make sure you comment on his post to make him happy :) love you sean!