the other night, i had a dream that i had a baby boy. he was the sweetest, cutest little baby boy in the world. he had the cutest chubbiest cheeks. just like Sean's when he was a baby. brown, wavy kind of long hair. it was not as dark as mine, but darker than Sean's. he had the biggest eyes, and the most infectious smile i have ever seen. he loved me. i loved him. i named him Collin. he was absolutely perfect.
as i was telling Sean about this dream, i realized that he was not with me when i had him. i don't know where he was or what that means. i guess i am no dream analyzer. but it was pretty crazy. i have never had a dream like that before. Sean told me to make sure that he was there when i actually do have a baby. but maybe it wasn't his? i dunno. he did kind of look like he could be James Marsden's kid.. i dunno..just sayin'?
after that i went to Vegas with DJ and Kimmy from Full House. we won the lottery and got stuck on an elevator with Uncle Jesse and LL Cool J. it was freakin' awesome.
so yeah. what do you think that means?
so the other day i was thinking about life and how i hate shaving my legs and that is lame. but i hate when i haven't shaved my legs either. it's a lose lose because if you don't shave them, they get prickly and your husband doesn't want to spend as much time with you for some reason. i then decided that i wasn't going to shave my legs anymore. if i let the hair get long enough, it won't be prickly and i won't scratch them. also, i am a married woman. Sean doesn't shave his legs. why should i?
who decided that girls had to shave their legs anyway? who decided that we had to wear make-up, and have neatly trimmed eyebrows and long hair? if i could go back in time. i would talk to the person who decided all this. and by talk to them i mean punch them in the face. i mean really, who decided what is feminine and what is masculine? why do girls have to have long hair on their heads but they can't have it on their legs? i know we all think it's gross, but why do we think its gross? who decided that? and who came up with the word gross? why is that a word?
anyway. Sean threw up twice when i told him that i wasn't going to shave my legs anymore. so i told him that i would keep shaving my legs, if he shaved his. and his armpits. EVERY SINGLE DAY. he said NO WAY. i think he is a hypocrite. i bet James Marsden is not a hypocrite.
so i went to the dentist for the 5th time in 3 weeks. yes. 5 times. in 3 weeks. people at my work started to ask if i had a secret part time job over there. i was getting a final filling on my root canal tooth. i have been having some problems with my jaw and the dentist said that i probably eat too much candy. what? me? impossible. i haven't even finished that 2nd bag of frooties yet! so anyway he put me on a soft food diet. he said i can't eat hamburgers, subway sandwiches, candy, bacon, chips. basically i am going to die. it was nice knowing you all.