dear NuvaRing,
$65 dollars a month to not have a baby?
NO THANK YOU.
you are a freaking little piece of plastic?
i bet you are just a little kid's bracelet filled with cheap hormones. how much can it cost to make you?
you are a freaking little piece of plastic?
i bet you are just a little kid's bracelet filled with cheap hormones. how much can it cost to make you?
now im going to boycott you and just have a million
kids so that they will boycott you with me, and their kids will do the same and so will their kids kids and so on.
(that'll show em) besides. i still think i am pregnant EVERY single month without fail. i don't trust you.
kids so that they will boycott you with me, and their kids will do the same and so will their kids kids and so on.
(that'll show em) besides. i still think i am pregnant EVERY single month without fail. i don't trust you.
dear Insurance,
you make me sick. (literally )what the heck? just cuz i get married and get off my parents insurance on to a new one, doesn't give you the right to raise the cost of EVERYTHING. my parents have money! charge them more. i have none. charge me less! this logic does not make sense.
dear Pharmacy worker,
WHY DOES IT TAKE YOU 30 MINUTES TO GRAB A PRE-PACKAGED PLASTIC NUVA RING OUT OF A FRIDGE AND GIVE IT TO ME?
sigh. it's been a tough week, can you tell?
8 comments:
Chloe'!!!!!! Come back home!!!!! I will take care of you!!!!!!! I'm sorry life is so hard this week. We need pedicures.
haha FACE! that's what you get for being married. you should have taken advantage as long as you could. like me. cuz i'm awesome. marriage? psh! i have insurance, no rent, and free food!
okay, maybe i'm kind of a loser. but a smart loser.
LOL I seriously laugh so hard everytime I read your blog!! "Plastic kids bracelet filled with cheap hormones"...lol
PS I will boycott NuvaRing with you! Cause I'm supportive like that. yeah.
Call your doctor for some samples. I got six months worth from mine. Yay birth control sucks and has worked for me 1/3 babies. Hope you have better luck!
HAHA this made me laugh so hard!!! it is expensive to PREVENT getting pregnant. it sucks. and I'm totally with you. every month I worry tons about possibly being pregnant. but then my period comes and I rejoice! hahaha
You are so funny! Someone told me that if you go to Planned Parenthood (yes I know it it ghetto) but it is only $20 a month. Go there and get it for cheaper! Sorry your insurance sucks!
have you seen the billboard for planned parenthood recently? it has a girl saying "birth control makes all my other choices possible" ha ha... so funny!
oh my gosh, i was *just* thinking about this! this is hilarious!
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