Wednesday, September 7, 2011
boys just don't understand pinterest. or quilts.
chloe: "sean! pinterest is important! how else am i going to get a body like that if i don't pin it?"
sean: "you are insane chloe."
chloe: "sean. pinterest is everything that is great about the internet... all in one spot."
sean: "so that makes it okay to pin your boyfriend tim riggins on there?"
chloe: "sean, if you were on pinterest i would totally pin you too. and look! that is our quilt! we have that quilt! our quilt is on pinterest! aren't you proud? do you see this?"
sean: "yeah i see it and we can't ever use it! because you won't let me!"
chloe: "sean, we use the quilt. at the foot of the bed. it's a foot warmer."
sean: "it's not even on the bed right now chloe. it's bundled up over there in the corner."
chloe: "that is because you always kick it off because it makes your feet too warm. but i guess that means that it is doing a good job. it's a good quilt. so stop complaining. plus.. it's on pinterest!"
sean: "you wouldn't let me sleep with it chloe! that one time? i tried? i got all wrapped up in it and you said and i quote,
"no! absolutely not! not happening! put that down!"
then chloe being an idiot got super confused and didn't realize he was quoting her when he said "put that down" feels like she needs to pull out a pencil and paper or something and continues with...
chloe: "put what down?"
sean: "what i just said. put that down!"
chloe: "put it down where?"
sean: "i don't know.. on the table?"
apparently sean doesn't understand pinterest... and i just don't understand... anything. that's probably why he keeps turning the volume up on the tv when i open my mouth.
guess i'll just go back to pinning. in silence.
posted by chloé