hey guys. it's me mosey. i prefer moe now. it sounds more distinguished. wouldn't you think? look how big i have gotten. i am about 40 lbs now. it has been a crazy month. with me losing my manhood. my owners moving us to some new house without grass. i know!? WTF! who does that? would you like pooping and peeing on dirt? i don't think so. so i sometimes do it in the house now. big deal? i am finally going to the door now when i have to go. it makes my owners happy so whatever. they give me more treats when i do that so i guess i will cooperate. okay let me rephrase that. the chick gives me lots of treats. the dude? not so much. but he takes me on lots of walks and she doesn't. so i guess it works out.
the day that they moved me out of that little old apartment i got so sick. i had diarrheah alllllll over the kitchen floor. like all over. and i rolled in it and it got all over my toys. the dude came home and was like "ohhhh gross!" and he plugged his nose and ran outside and was dry heaving. then he took me outside and sprayed me off with the hose and i was like "come on man! i am soooo sick. and now you are spraying me off with cold water? you know i hate water! how cruel can you be? do you want someone to do that to you?" anyway. the chick came home and the dude was like "i can't go in there. it is sooo bad." he looked like he was going to cry so the chick stepped up and was all "i can clean it up. i used to work at hogi yogi and had to pull dirty XXXL underwear and diapers out of a toilet once." so she went in there and didn't come back out til it was done. that was pretty cool. the guy stayed inside til she finished. i never went back in that house. i wonder if that is why they moved us?
anyway, i like the new place. i rode on a horse. it was nuts. i am hoping we get some grass soon because i hate peeing on dirt. i just like to eat dirt. not pee on it. we will see what happens. the owers are good in case you were wondering. the chick has been super busy at work lately. she hardly ever gets to play with me and it makes me sad but the dude has been around. working on the house and stuff. they don't have internet yet. and won't until next saturday. so maybe then they will update you on their lives then. it's been a wild and crazy month. peace out dawgs. ha. get it? dawgs? i kill myself.
-Moe
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What a cute post! Glad to hear you are doing well (and Chloe and Sean too)!
I get you, Moe. Who likes to eat where they pee?
Glad the Chick stepped up for you, the Dude should take lessons for next time.
He is getting soooo big!
gross! Just dry heaving? I'd totally be barfing. Then you would have had to clean up that mess too. Yes you, because there is no way I would be able to handle something like that.
hahahahahahahahahahaha oh my goodness this was so cute!!! You crack me up!!!! He's so cute. My favorite picture is the one with the cone on...his face tells a very vivid story ha! Can't wait to hear more!
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Way to man up chloe and clean up all of moe's mess! Go you! i'm excited to see how things are going with your new house when you finally get internet. Not having internet sucks hardcore. That's exciting that you have a house though, i hope that you love it...I heard a song today and for some reason it reminded me of you. Have you heard Ingrid Michaelson's You and I? It reminded me of you...not sure why, if you haven't heard it, I hope that you like it. P.S. Moe is getting huge!
What a cutie!!! No more puppy breath i assume :(
Great story...perhaps Moe can fill-in more when life gets busy!!!
completely adorable!
"i wonder if that's why they moved us?"
haha.
i hope all is well with you, sean, and "moe."
can't wait to hear more updates!
i hope you're loving the new place, girl.
xo.
Haha! Cutest thing ever!
how cute! it made me laugh because my puppy did the EXACT same things as yours. so it was fun to read this way.
aw, moe, you are such a a great story teller! you must get it from your mom :)
HAHA!!! That rocks!
That's awesome. I'm glad your doing okay, Moe. :) Hope Chloe and Sean are too!
you are silly chlo and that's why i love you.
i'm so glad mosey...er...i mean....moe decided to write a post, because i was really missing out on the updates in the life of chloe and sean :).
i miss you girl and i hope you get less busy soon!
xo!!!
Moe is so so cute!!!! I've missed you on here Chloe!!! Next time, you, Lauren and I will have to have a bloggy get together maybe California next Summer?? Sending you a sweet hug and you have to send me an email with your new address I want to send you a little something!! Don't worry it is super small. XO mucho mucho!!
So happy to see an update! I can't believe Mosey freaking has internet in his dog house and you guys don't. What a rip off! Miss you!
hilarious!!!!
The life of a dog! If we ever have an "incident" with Bo I know who NOT to call (Sean) any way I like the new Nick Name- MO rhymes with BO. You will have to bring him over to play (and pee) on our grass!
Haha Mindy's comment made me laugh. I love that you wrote this in Mosey, or Moe's voice :) I can't even believe how big he has gotten! I would love to just give him a big hug!! He's so loveable. And he rode a horse?!? That's too funny. Hope you guys are LOVING your house Chloe!!
this is such a sweet, and funny post. cannot stop smiling. :) glad moe is doing fine (even riding a horse?! hello?!), and you guys slowly settling in. no internet sucks at times, but i'm sure you found ways to enjoy your time without it. hehehehe. :) and yay for chloe stepping up and cleaning the mess moe did. ;) girl power all the way!!! haha. :)
have a perfect day.
xoxo
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