Thursday, May 6, 2010

may 5th.

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i honestly don't know how to properly spell cinco de mayo. is that right? i am sure i could look it up but i am actually that lazy. sean will probably kill me for saying that since he speaks spanish but oh well. to me it is just the 5th of may. and we celebrated that. sean and i went out and ate steaks. i know, we are so festive right? not because we don't love mexican food. but because we had a gift certificate to ruby river. but the others went and got mexican food, and we all met up and went bowling. with moustaches and sombrero's. it was pretty sweet. all games were a dollar so that was even better.

i didn't get a picture of myself with my moustache on, because it was so cool that i just felt it shouldn't be publicly displayed. sean cringed at me in horror because i looked like hitler. and then i put it on my eyebrows and looked like my name should be helga. actually he probably cringed because i said this is what i would look like if it weren't for wax. and he should be grateful to the person that thought of actually putting it on their face and pulling off hair. ah, can you imagine being the first person to try that? it's like "hey, hey man, let me try something on you... i promise it won't hurt." WTF. but anyway. don't you love my friend zach's shirt?

mosey was a little stinker yesterday. have you ever seen the movie bolt? i am convinced that moses thinks he is a superdog. yes, i really feel this way. mosey will be chewing on a dog treat. and it will break into pieces. of course. well he just does not like that. he gets upset at his treat for breaking. and then he will growl at it. then he will try to pick it up and it will drop and he will pounce back, pause, and then plan his attack on the treat. now this is cute and all, but not when your neighbor and his 2 year old son are walking down the street and want to come pet the superdog. he is convinced that they are a mortal enemy. and he must defend all of the flowers and grass from those who cross our lawn. because heaven forbid anyone step on the dandelions that he was planning to eat in 5 minutes.

yes. mosey bit and sratched a 2 year old little boy. not way bad. but he is still in the bitey, chewy, i wanna rip your face of phase. i am trying to pretend that it is endearing and cute. but i had to get mad at him for that. but then he unleashed on me like i was backing up the mortal enemies and he must take me down too. so alas, i am injured. and mosey was escorted into his prison and whined for the rest of the night. i brought the neighbor and his son some ice cream, to try to make ammends. i think they are okay. as for mosey? i think he planned his escape all night. he truly believes that if he scratches hard enough that he can dig through the plastic bottom in his crate.  i seriously wish that i knew what goes on inside that puppies head.

later that night we were on the lawn because he was trying to go to the bathroom. things were fine and dandy. i looked down at my feet. he saw me look. i wiggled my toes. he froze. then pounced back. then did a full 180. and was backwards from me. i told him to sit. he did. not facing me. (i guess we still need to work on the part where when we tell him to sit, he will actually turn and face us) then all fours came up off the ground and he turned back around and lunged at my toes. because they are bad. and he is just trying to save the world. because he thinks he is superdog. i just wish i could convince him that i am supergirl and he is my sidekick. in time i suppose. in time.

oh, p.s. remember that one time i told about the story when i had herpes on my face and had to go get my prescription? and i guess i should just call it a cold sore. but gosh dangit i have facial herpes and i want everyone to know that it is okay to admit it. you should not be ashamed. but anyway, remember how it was really embarrassing and awkward? you should read the story if you don't remember. anyway, so i gave my brother my left over pills because turns out he has herpes too. and trust me, he did not get it from me. ewww gross. anyway, i had to call the dr. and refill my prescription and they made me make an appointment to go back in. and so i did. and then they were like "oh what? you have moles on the palms of your hand? that is not good." so they cut a mole. out of my hand. i just wanted you to all know that if you have a mole or freckle on your hand? don't go to the dr. they will freaking cut it off you.

20 comments:

Anna said...

love the pictures! the bowling ball creation! i laughed out loud!
& mosey sounds like a cutie & looks like i could snuggle him forever!! adorable i tell ya!
xo-
p.s. when we picked our poodle up at the groomers we noticed there was the word "BITER" written across her file & highlighted in bright yellow! HA. crazy poodle.

Jennifer said...

That is hilarious that your dog thinks he's Bolt. I love Bolt! Does Moses sneak up behind people and try to karate chop them to knock them out like Bolt?

Sam said...

aw, mosey just wants to save the world! and clearly your toes are no good for you.

i just inspected my hands. i have too tiny freckles on my right hand. ill remember to put some concealer on them next time i go to the doctor!

stephanieesstar said...

haha, this post was too cute and funny. Mosey sounds adorable! My dog (who is 2 now) will still dig at our hard wood floors to make them "more comfortable" to sleep on. Silly pups!!

Also, I did not know that about moles on the hand. Luckily, I do not have any, but I'm storing this away for future reference!

Krysten @ After 'I Do' said...

Ah, the bowling ball with the mustache totally made me laugh out loud. Sounds like you guys had a really fun time!

Cailie said...

You puppy sounds soo cute! When I was younger I always wanted to get a baby horse and name it Mosey:) Now my horse is preggo (well working towards it the next few weeks with a stallion) so maybe I'll use that name finally:) I've been texting my husband all day about a puppy I found and am in love with.. is it hard having him in an apartment? That's my only hesitation..we'd have to pay a big fee.. but I'm hoping to be in a house in the next year so it wouldn't be too long I guess..

Rasha said...

Look slike some fun haahha. loving the mustaches! and your doggy sounds sooo cute. I want one.

Michelle Elisabeth said...

definatly got a little laugh from the bowling ball; very cute :)

Selma said...

glad you had fun on 5/5. ;) love bolt. interesting your cutie things he's bolt. haha. and well girl the second you said hand and mole i checked my palm and all. so not going in. so not. grrrrr....

xoxo

samnhal said...

Your dog is like kitten, how they pounce on everything, except for kittens grow into cats and they still do it. haha, that if funny that he just sat down, at least he's obedient when it comes to that, right? That is so awesome that you went bowling with fake mustaches! I totally wanted to do something cool like that, but I couldn't think of anything so we went to sally's and then got frozen yogurt instead. Not very festive, but oh well.

crissy said...

bowling is awesome. puppies are crazy (and they only get away with it because they are cute. ..hey, that sounds just like how I describe toddlers...imagine that!)
I have moles and freckles on my hand. but I don't really ever go to the doctor. just the midwife, but she's a home birth midwife and she's not a dermatologist, so she doesn't try to cut them off of me.

thank you for giving me a good laugh, you are very good at that. you are an awesome girl!

Annie Kennedy said...

Oh Chloe! I just read the other herpes post and I think I died a little too - from laughing! And I know it's not funny because I get cold sores. I shouldn't laugh. I'm sorry.

One person once nicely asked me if I had a fever blister. I thought that sounded way cooler and less embarrassing than cold sore (I hate the word sore - it's a dirty word) so I said YES.

From now on they will always be fever blisters.

Nope, now I've said it too much and it sounds just as gross.

Just can't win.

Crazy Shenanigans said...

It looks like you had an interesting and fun Cinco de Mayo!

kelly ann said...

i have a mole on my back and i'm freaking SCARED to have it checked because i don't want them digging around to get it out and leave a gaping hole in my back. oh my gosh gross. ksdjhfksh YIKES.

p.s. that first photo? you both have awesome pearly whites. thought you should know. what the heck is your secret?

p.p.s. mosey is a goober and it cracks me up. i love the stories you tell!

Ams said...

Oh Mr. Moses... he's trouble!
Wilson (at 5 months old) is FINALLY slowing down on the whole bite-y, lunging, eating of other people! Thank goodness!!

Shannon said...

I gotta get me one of those fake mustaches! I'd probably wear it all the time. and p.s. I have facial herpes too, and I've come to terms with it. Maybe I could use the mustache to cover it up!

Michelle said...

hahah I love that mexican bowling ball picture! classic.

aaaand that creeps me out about your mole! I want my hands in tact thank you very much. Reminds me of when someone was telling me that in the old days when they had a wart they would pull it out and then they would have a huge hole in their body. GROSS!

kayla & tyler said...

sad about your neighbors! Mosey doesn't look too vicious! he is SO CUTE. my puppy got in trouble lots this week. he decided it would be funny to HIDE MY DIAMOND EARRINGS TYLER BOUGHT ME FOR VALENTINES DAY. i'm so mad!!!!!! they are my favorite earrings and they mean a lot to me. i'm still in the process of finding them. then he hid my starbursts. probably somewhere with the earrings. then he thought it was fun to drag Tyler's g's outside in our backyard... he got in lots of trouble!

anna said...

i just freaked out because i have a freckle on the palm of my hand. i hate blood and scalpels and all that stuff. crap! thanks a lot chloe. now i am worried i will get hand skin cancer.

but seriously, i want to see you with the mustache. and also, seriously, this might be my favorite post yet! i mean, seriously? supergirl? i laughed so hard!

missy. said...

haha those staches are awesome. and i think it's awesome you call it facial herpes. bad ass.