inventions.

i came up with a jingle for my new business.. (see end of below post if you are confused)

"The best part of waaaking up.....(pause with some violins in the background..

is hot cho in a truuuUuuck..." this part will kind of drag on.

i can't decide if i want it to be acapella or not.

(sung to the tune of the folgers jingle. except it's a little different. so i don't get sued.)

you don't think i will get sued will you? probably. if i do it's just cuz they are jealous that they didn't think of this first. unless they did. which if they did, then they are awesome. but i don't think they did because i have yet to see a Startruck. and if there are such things then they need a new marketing manager because they aren't doing a very good job. and by some crazy chance that they read this? i am joking. i think.

i also have come up with brilliant invention that will never be

invented by me because i am too lazy to do anything about it.

you ready?

pants. with. a water proof / heating material on the bottom inside of the legs.

why?

because i freaking hate walking in the rain or snow and getting my pants wet and it taking

67 hours to dry.

i guess i could just wear boots.

but i am too stupid and incoherent to think of things like that so early

in the morning. and at any other time of the day.
and my yarney knock-off uggs are made with yarnish cloth that soaks

in water like a sponge. oh, they look warm, but are so deceiving.

i feel like if i had these pants, and a Startrucks truck, then

i would be so much more pleasant in the morning.

then Sean would be happier, and i would be more productive at work

and probably get a raise and people wouldn't be scared of me and

my pants would always be warm and my tummy would always be full of

vanilla chai and my face would clear up because

i would never be stressed about anything.
then i would probably win the lottery and

this whole world would just be a better place.

(yes, i know i am nuts)

*patent pending on all of the above crap.