sugar doll...

so i am such a procrastinator and that is nothing new to anyone here.  but i have gotten some blog tags, i mean awards that i need to post about! plus sean is out going to school and helping people and making the world a better place and getting smarter while i am just sitting at my home on the couch, eating my 10th cookie for the day because i can't even eat real meals because wait that is not true, i had noodles and co. for lunch for the 2nd time this week even though it is only Tuesday and please don't judge me for that i just really wanted it again. great, now i want it again because i am talking about it on my blog while watching Merry Madagascar waiting for The Biggest Loser to start that i am way excited for because it is the makeover episode and i can't stop talking in a run on sentence so i will just post this award now so we can all not want to chop off our foots and so we can forget this really long never-ending paragraph ever happened.

this is the sugar doll award! i have to admit i was slightly disappointed that i don't get an actual award made out of sugar for getting this sugar award. but i guess it fits because pretty much all i eat is sugar.  so now i get to tell you 10 things about myself that you don't already know. hmmm.. wait a minute. what kind of award is this? it's like "hi, i have awarded you with the requirement of doing work" i feel like i am in school and just got assigned homework. this should be called "blog homework assignment." not award. okay i am totally kidding. i think i would rather have sugar. but i am still very grateful for this award and love all my bloggy friends! K.. i am going to shut up, eat another cookie, and post my 10 things.

(i know, i am exhausting. i wear my self out too)

1. my mother had 2 sets of twins. age 2 and under. i am one minute older than my twin sis maddie.

although, we were born by c-section. if we would have been born out of the "whee-whoo" as sean likes to call it, (actually it's more like a whistle and a hand gesture) then maddie would have been the oldest. i weighed 5lbs 5 oz, and she was 4 lbs 6 oz. i think. i even ate more than her in the womb. maddie HATES sugar and sweet things. that is all i eat. so i am guessing all the food we got from that one cord that i can't spell right because spell check won't let me and i have tried every possible way i promise! anyway, it must have been full of sugar.

2. i have a very long tongue. i can stick it up my nose. you better believe that i am proud of that.

3.  i broke my first law when i was 5 years old. me and my friends stole all the mail on 2 blocks.. put it in our little "mail man truck" .. took it to this field..ripped all of the mail into shreds. then put it back in the mail truck..and walked back to all the houses and delivered our idea of mail. little tiny shredded pieces. i like to think we were doing people favors..but apparently people wanted their checks and money and felt like they needed their bills. whatever.

4. i am obsessed with baby elephants. i talk about them all the time. why? because i am obsessed.

5. i hate cotton balls. i have this fear of them getting in my mouth and it freaks me out. one time i got asked to a dance by this kid. he filled my room with cotton balls. i said yes. it was icky. also it was one of the worst dates i have ever been on. hmmm.. we didn't even go to the dance..and we got lost on our way to the haunted house that we ditched the dance for.

6. one time in college? my roommate liked this one guy and he came over and hung out with us.. well somehow..he ended up in my single bed with me while i was trying to sleep. my friend didn't know what to do, i didn't know what to do. he was trying to get me to scratch his back. he was asking me all these stupid questions about life and trying to be deep. well i felt so bad because my friend liked him and i was seriously just trying to sleep. he laid in the bed with me for 4 hours!! finally i got up to "go to the bathroom" and he started talking to himself. (remember, my friend heard all of this) so anyway he was saying how stupid he was and all this stuff i guess. when i came back in, he decided to leave..i walked him out and i flat out told him i was not comfortable and that my friend really liked him. he left..and when i went back in the room..full on expecting to get punched in the face by my friend? well she busted up laughing and we laughed forever because she told me about how he talked to himself. we never saw him again.

7. i have had 3 foot surgeries and one shoulder surgery. i have 2 pins and a huge screw in one of my foots/feet. how do you say that?

8. i used to be obsessed with the group "Wilson Phillips" oh how i loved Wendy. i wanted to be her. "Someday somebody's gonna make you wanna turn around and say goodbye! Til then stay there or are you going to let them push you down and make you cry. Don'tcha know...Don'tcha know..things will go your way...if you hold on for one more day..things will go your way... Hold on for one more day!!"

oh man i can't believe i just typed all that.

9. lately, in the mornings after i wake up... (after sean of course) i sing him this song in Opera. "I have a structured settlement and i need cash now... 877-CASH-NOW! 877-CASH-NOW!" he won't admit it, but he LOVES it. anyone seen that commercial? "CALL JG WENTWORTH! 877-CASH-NOW!"

*no i do not work for JG WENTWORTH and have never used them before. this thing about me was in no way meant to promote them or anything (legal term here blah blah blah) for them. *

10. i have beat the world tour on Rock Band. i think the one we did had 68 songs. we did it on christmas eve... started at 10 at night and played til 7 am on christmas morning. there were 3 of us. my brother wanted to quit. he was playing expert on the guitar, i was playing medium on the base, so that i could save everyone else when they were about to die. he kept saying "guys, i can't go on..." because we had this one song we couldn't pass and played like 87 times. i made him get a Mt. Dew. and guess what guys? we got through it. we all learned a huge lesson that day. never give up. and??

 you don't get anything after you beat the world tour on Rock Band. it sucks.
so you should probably give up.

i tag anyone who is bored. MINDY. and everyone else...

oh and i just barely decided that i wanted to "spice" up this award. ya know like "sugar and spice." stupid, no? i'm not sure if i can do that or who really invented this blog award...
i don't know if there is a company that does it and if you even make money off of it
or anything like that but anyway, i am adding...

get this...

an 11th thing.
why? because i just thought about it and wanted to.

11. i once spent 1 and a half hours with Topher Grace. you know..Eric from That 70's Show? and by spent i mean hung out with. and by hung out with i meant that we rode on a plane together. and by together i mean that we were like 12 rows apart but still
he was much taller than i thought he would be. he tried to "lay low".
apparently he was going to Salt Lake to meet his mom and fly somewhere else.
don't ask how i know this.
however, everyone kept saying..
"oh my gosh!! Toby Maguire is on this flight! you know? the guy from Spiderman?"
yes he was in Spiderman.
but he is not Toby.
oh this one time..i almost got kicked off of a plane because apparently it is not okay to threaten
the flight attendant who calls Topher Grace Toby Maguire.
who knew?