the duggars

last night, sean and i were laying in bed, watching that show about the Duggars..187 kids and counting? or something like that. anyway, the oldest Duggar boy who is only like 20 or something and owns a car business, just had his first baby. or his wife did. i don't know how to phrase that. anyway, the girl, i think he name is Anna, was talking about her pregnancy and how she has a low tolerance for pain.


i couldn't help but wonder what sean was thinking as we were watching this. i said to him,


"oh boy it is going to be so much fun when i am pregnant some day.  you are in for a real treat!"


he said sarcastically, "yay... can't wait."


me: "what? you really think i will be that bad? how do you feel about this?"


sean: "chloe, i think you are going to milk it for all that it's worth."


me: "you are such a jerk! you know nothing about me!!"


sidenote: he is exactly right.


sean: "chloe! i am just saying! i think that you will be fine.. "


me: "this is why you want to wait like 5 years to have kids with me isn't it? you want me to be more stable don't you? you think im going to be pathetic?"


sean: "well, you said it. not me."


me: "wow. thanks for sharing how you really feel."


sean: "i'm just saying!"


chloe: "you think childbirth is easy don't you? of course i will be pathetic. what else would you expect from me? you try pushing a watermelon out of a very small hole. see how that feels eh?"


sean: "well i have had food babies before so i am pretty sure i can kind of relate."


me: "you disgust me. immensely. just because of that? we are never ever having kids." then i rolled over and faced the other direction.


sean: "fine. i will just have to have them with someone else."


silence.


more silence.


then i finally say, "well they will probably be ugly. so go ahead."


then we went to bed. we are fine now. i think.


for the record.. i know whoever he has babies with will be cute. but whatever. by the way, i talk about babies on here A LOT huh? i promise there are none on the way or even close to being on the way.


also, i decided that i will be a good pregnant person. laying in bed all day, having sean bring me diet dr. pepper and candy and food? whining about how i don't feel good and sleeping all day? that is my dream life. why wouldn't i want to be pregnant ALL the time? i think michelle duggar is on to something. she has lots of kids, then the older kids have to watch all the younger ones. she is a smart woman.


i want to be like her. except i will wear pants. and maybe do my hair. probably. maybe not. also? i will not name my kids all with same letter. i mean it's hard enought trying to remember 19 names.. why have them start with all the same letter? i would name them in alphabetical order. that seems much more efficient. although the X kid would probably hate me. oh well. i'd hate me too if i had 20 bajillion kids.


(by the way, this is in no way meant to offend anyone that has a lot kids, or wears skirts all the time, and has unique hair. i still love you. and i know that pregnancy will not be a piece of cake. at least not for sean..muahaha)