Thursday, July 2, 2009

Cat In The Hat

The other day at work, I was shipping a file to an investor. This involves taking out all loan documents in a file and putting them back together in the order that the investor prefers. Anyway, the name of the file I was doing was sounding very familiar to me. For the sake of who ever this person is I will blank out the first name but it was ________ K. Mooney. I for the life of me could not figure out why that sounded so familiar. Anyway, I finally discovered that I was thinking of "Marvin K. Mooney Will You Please Go Now?" by Dr.Seuss. Don't ask me why I thought this was the coolest thing at the time. But I could not wait to go home and tell Sean later. Anyway, I went home and Sean came home from school and we started to talk about how our days went. I mean maybe my life is just really pathetic if the most important thing for me to tell him was about Marvin K. Mooney. This is how the convo went:

Me: So how was school? Was your teacher nice today? Did you feel like you understood the math? Are you hungry? Did you eat?

Sean: Oh, it was better today, my teacher is pretty coo--

Me: OH MY GOSH !!!I HAVE TO TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED AT WORK!! So I am working on this file and you will not believe the name on it!! It was _______ K. Mooney!! Do you get it?? Like as in "Marvin K. Mooney Will You Please Go Now?" like the book? like the children's book? By Dr. Seuss?? The author? The guy that rhymes?? (Meanwhile I am google imaging the book so I can show him it exsits) CAT IN THE HAT???"

At this point I heard a laugh come out of Sean that I have never heard before. He could hardly breathe. I proceeded to name other books.. Sean was laughing like a little school girl.

Me: Green Eggs and Ham? One Fish Two Fish??

Sean: Red Fish Blue Fish!! Yeah Chloe. I know who Dr.Seuss is. I know he wrote those books. What I can't figure out is what the point is of this story?? Why are you telling me this?

Me: Ummm.. well.. Gosh I don't freakin know but it was pretty darn awesome and I guess you had to be there.

Sean: Yeah guess so..

So then yesterday we were talking over msn. I think I talked about 5 different subjects in 3o seconds. He couldn't keep up with me. So we now say Cat in The Hat when I am rambling and talking about too many pointless things at once...Hey I think its just a girl thing. We feel like we have to talk about the most pointless things that don't even matter or it will be lost in time forever and never be recovered. Okay now I am rambling..soo... CAT IN THE HAT!!!

Here a link to the video that explains girls in a nutshell .

Oh. P.S. Never leave raw chicken in the back of your car for 2 days in a row while it is officially the hottest 2 days of the year. It will smell like farts and it will never go away. I know that is not lady like of me to say, but its true. Oh and this just proves my theory that buying groceries is a waste of money and my lunch because I practically puked when I discovered it.


Kinz said...

The car things reminds me of that Seinfeld episode where Jerry's car stinks and it won't go away even after a ton of cleaning! LOL!!! I hope the smell goes away. How long was it in there for? Yikes!

Dallys said...

Very funny post!
Guys just don't get us, but we
girls totally get each other and the things that are very important to talk about...Like fascinating coincidences. We are the "normal" ones. Luckily.;)

I'm still laughing at the video of that little girl!

Mikauli said...

thats hilarious!!

Mikauli said...

i love the video!! its hilarous!!!