Thursday, June 24, 2010
mosey ate his bed.
i walked out into the kitchen. and there is brown cotton filling everywhere. his new bed is out of his kennel. he dragged all of his toys back into his kennel, including a folded towel and had them all lined up perfectly. mosey had chewed threw the indestructible chew proof bed. and i sat down around his kennel and cried. okay i didn't really but i was pissed. he managed to open the zipper on the bed and ripped the insides out. so technically i guess the outside of the bed still might be chew proof, but they didn't warn me about that damn zipper! apparently dogs can open them. and the filling of the bed is not chew proof. so i shut him in his cage and immediately raided the cupboards for any chocolate. i ended up making a smore in the microwave, eating a milky way and some m&m's, more than a few fudge oreo rings.. (OMG have you tried them? they are so good!) , and 2 pieces of toast with jam on them. then i remembered that lots of my pants aren't fitting anymore and i probably shouldn't have done that. i am not saying i am fat so don't feel like you need to comment and tell me that i am not. i am just saying that the pants that used to fit me aren't fitting so well anymore and i need to do something about it. and eating all that probably wasn't going to help the situation.
anyway, mosey stared at me eating. and i stared back at him. and he looked deep into my soul, as if he knew that i was going to regret what i did. and i looked deep into his soul as if he was going to regret eating his new bed. then sean came home and found me in a sugar induced coma in bed. i tried to tell him the story about the bed and how mosey behaves so much better when sean is around and mosey doesn't like me as much and so sean went out there and sprayed the corners of mosey's bed with this bitter apple stuff. but mosey was all "really? you think that is gonna scare me away? i like bitter apples." so mosey got drunk off this bitter apple spray and apparently continued to chew through his bed in the night in a drunk stupor. and when we woke up, sean took it away from him. mosey is on probation until further notice. he is also getting neutered in 2 weeks. paybacks a .........
in case this post gave off the wrong kind of vibe about my dog... i still love him very much... i just need to teach him how to love me more than sean... just kidding. sorta.