tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2379540647242102687.post5350886175435348926..comments2023-08-09T01:54:19.104-06:00Comments on sean and chloé: i threw sean under the bus.chloéhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16302480746230810221noreply@blogger.comBlogger47125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2379540647242102687.post-90606782994521266162010-02-22T12:15:21.166-07:002010-02-22T12:15:21.166-07:00hahaha funny thing....that happened to me in colle...hahaha funny thing....that happened to me in college. I lived in a sorority house where you share the bathroom with your roomate and your 2 suitemates who live on the other side of the bathroom. It was just me and one of the suitemates and she wasn't home. The bathroom locked from the inside, so I locked her out and went down to the front desk to ask for the plunger. (they had one that anyone could "borrow"...how gross is that?! but you had to clean it and bring it back....sadly it was out in someone elses room!) So I jumped in my car and ran to the Walgreens in town.....and there was only 1 there! The response from the cashier..."wow...we have sold a LOT of these lately.." <br />Ok, seriously, is there a certain time of year when people just tend to buy plungers? how wierd is that?! <br />I ran up to my room hoping my suite-mate was still out. I dashed upstairs and she wasn't home yet, but as I entered my room she came around the corner coming back from class! I jumped inside and ran to the bathroom to work things out hoping she wouldn't have to use the facilities....and its gone...flushed itself!!!!! EEP! It did it to me too! So I calmly washed my hands, placed the new/un-used plunger under the sink and opened the door for her.<br />When the plunger was found by her a few hours later she came in my room and hugged me thinking it was the best thing ever and that she was so glad someone had finally gotten up the courage to get one at the store!!!!Jennihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08530282580447976845noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2379540647242102687.post-89274721646889803942010-02-22T12:15:05.079-07:002010-02-22T12:15:05.079-07:00hahaha funny thing....that happened to me in colle...hahaha funny thing....that happened to me in college. I lived in a sorority house where you share the bathroom with your roomate and your 2 suitemates who live on the other side of the bathroom. It was just me and one of the suitemates and she wasn't home. The bathroom locked from the inside, so I locked her out and went down to the front desk to ask for the plunger. (they had one that anyone could "borrow"...how gross is that?! but you had to clean it and bring it back....sadly it was out in someone elses room!) So I jumped in my car and ran to the Walgreens in town.....and there was only 1 there! The response from the cashier..."wow...we have sold a LOT of these lately.." <br />Ok, seriously, is there a certain time of year when people just tend to buy plungers? how wierd is that?! <br />I ran up to my room hoping my suite-mate was still out. I dashed upstairs and she wasn't home yet, but as I entered my room she came around the corner coming back from class! I jumped inside and ran to the bathroom to work things out hoping she wouldn't have to use the facilities....and its gone...flushed itself!!!!! EEP! It did it to me too! So I calmly washed my hands, placed the new/un-used plunger under the sink and opened the door for her.<br />When the plunger was found by her a few hours later she came in my room and hugged me thinking it was the best thing ever and that she was so glad someone had finally gotten up the courage to get one at the store!!!!Jennihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08530282580447976845noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2379540647242102687.post-80103366524694871352010-02-19T15:05:06.037-07:002010-02-19T15:05:06.037-07:00Commenting again because I just read through all o...Commenting again because I just read through all of these comments... I have been laughing/coughing/choking through them all! Not good to laugh this much when you have a horrible cough; I'm sure my roommates are going to come check on me in a sec to make sure I'm okay. These stories are HILARIOUS, especially the one about not seeing the note and the plumber coming to the door! I love every single person who posted a story here. You guys are great!Samhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15375964602664527501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2379540647242102687.post-19209913589212984302010-02-18T14:16:09.636-07:002010-02-18T14:16:09.636-07:00i was laughing during the whole post! thanks for s...i was laughing during the whole post! thanks for sharing and making my day better :)Ashley Elizahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08983793917018298013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2379540647242102687.post-79430502949560633542010-02-18T06:53:09.205-07:002010-02-18T06:53:09.205-07:00You are hilarious. I adore your blog (and your cut...You are hilarious. I adore your blog (and your cute style). I was sad when you said you were taking a break from the blogging world, but am so happy to come back and see I have quite a bit to catch up on!<br /><br />I'm friends with Grant and Brittany. Remember me from the circus and the Pie? I was the girl who ate all your cinnamon pizza. :)David and Shalynnahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16960789949753898652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2379540647242102687.post-51303176347347502532010-02-17T23:07:25.235-07:002010-02-17T23:07:25.235-07:00Ok, you have to give me your e-mail... I have the ...Ok, you have to give me your e-mail... I have the BEST thing to show you and it relates to your situation. Oh man, just wait till you get to the point where you show each other your poops. That's when you know it's true love. My husband had a look of horror on his face when that happened for the first time haha!! But yeah, leave me a comment with your e-mail. You're going to love what I have to show you!{Jesica Huffaker}https://www.blogger.com/profile/10536595149047452215noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2379540647242102687.post-6238159226490782942010-02-17T21:24:30.285-07:002010-02-17T21:24:30.285-07:00Ha ha I'm glad someone else has had an experie...Ha ha I'm glad someone else has had an experience where they had to come clean to their husband and admit that girls do in fact poo. One time Chase tried to come into the bathroom and I tried to hold the door shut. He thought I was joking around and kept trying to get in. I didn't want to admit I was going #2 and I couldn't grab the Lysol spray. The only thing I could reach was my vanilla body wash. I poured like half the bottle in the toilet hoping it would make the bathroom smell like vanilla. Ya it didn't work. For like the next two weeks every time we flushed the toilet bubbles would come up.Amyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07178604776196237813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2379540647242102687.post-34215159500433258292010-02-17T21:13:13.722-07:002010-02-17T21:13:13.722-07:00hahaha that is hilarious! fortunately... or unfort...hahaha that is hilarious! fortunately... or unfortunately?... my boyfriend has no shame & encourages me to have no shame. yeah, we are THAT couple that farts in front of each other & if we have to poop, we announce it. there's no secrets. all those rude things that girls aren't supposed to do, i do openly. i have to say, i love being past that "barrier" because it is always so awkward at first. i dated a guy for 3 years prior to this relationship & i don't think we ever admitted farting in front of each other even when it was obvious. that being said, your story cracks me up. ;)heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16438797627596305749noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2379540647242102687.post-29400249430528201902010-02-17T19:24:09.534-07:002010-02-17T19:24:09.534-07:00okay this story had me literally CRACKING UP! unfo...okay this story had me literally CRACKING UP! unfortunately i cannot jump on the "i can relate!" bandwagon because as far as my boyfriend's concerned, i have never pooped in my entire life and solely excrete daisies and kittens. so, uh, good luck with that. i think i'll go get a plunger now.sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14033434465681522527noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2379540647242102687.post-83913703171737230042010-02-17T15:14:15.847-07:002010-02-17T15:14:15.847-07:00Oh man, you couldn't get away without talking ...Oh man, you couldn't get away without talking about poo on either side of my family. Every time my sister comes to town I know she has a poo story for me. Her husband has the best poo story I have ever heard. At least you clogged your own toilet...once I was babysitting at my sister's house and her husband came home and specifically asked me which number caused it. I was horrified, luckily it was #1. And to be honest, I totally would have thrown Hal under the bus to a store clerk like that, and he's nice and know I'm crazy so he would let me. I'm sorry you had such an embarrassing night, but thanks for sharing it so I could laugh.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08300509693671365389noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2379540647242102687.post-46226672615113249562010-02-17T13:46:16.250-07:002010-02-17T13:46:16.250-07:00Ummm....how is it that it's Wednesday and I am...Ummm....how is it that it's Wednesday and I am just reading this blog post???? What??? I swear I checked your blog yesterday! Ugh!<br /><br />Anyway.....I thought this was hillarious! I live that you told Sean that girls don't poop. I told Craig that he didn't have to worry when we got married because I just poop hearts and stars and it smells like roses. Sadly he didn't buy it and it was a hard thing to hide cause I poop at least twice a day. Needless to say the honeymoon was over real quick on that one. I've never had any plunger issues I needed assistance with or anything but once I had a tampon that didn't flush all the way but I didn't realize it and then later I found out he'd seen it floating in there later when he went to the bathroom. I wanted to die. I even cried a little. <br /><br />How come no one tells you this stuff about marriage and living with a boy?<br /><br />Glad your potential disaster was averted :). <br /><br />Hope you have a beautiful day my wonderful friend. <br /><br />Love you chlo!Lauren @The Little Things We Do....https://www.blogger.com/profile/13110366658514196371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2379540647242102687.post-78808376064915289422010-02-17T05:18:58.299-07:002010-02-17T05:18:58.299-07:00You really should be a stand up comedian or someth...You really should be a stand up comedian or something. You'd never run out of things to make people laugh about :)Justellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17705540944083189914noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2379540647242102687.post-58213030443915885612010-02-17T04:59:32.824-07:002010-02-17T04:59:32.824-07:00Chloé!! It's not that bad. It's all ok. So...Chloé!! It's not that bad. It's all ok. So very natural and sort of normal. I mean, yes, it's embarrassing, and yes, it's not really something we love to talk about or even want to hear about not to mention read (haha!) but it's normal and it happens. Unfortunately. <br /><br />This story made me laugh so hard girl. I am still so very sleepy from the carnival season but this got me laughing...and it woke me up! Woohoo. Good job, and don't worry about it...it's a great post and not as embarrassing as you may think. ;)<br /><br />And yes, I'm catching up on blog reading...not an easy task when your mind is still going crazy and your body tells you to go back to sleep but sleep won't come...so reading my fave blogs and commenting seemed a good Wednesday task for me. :)<br /><br />have a great day girl.<br /><br />xoxoSelma @ Crazy Little World Of Minehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15929702117923613383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2379540647242102687.post-88688045011752361152010-02-16T22:26:11.969-07:002010-02-16T22:26:11.969-07:00Quite possibly the best post I have read in a long...Quite possibly the best post I have read in a long time... FUNNY!!! XOCarolinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17061302054805983291noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2379540647242102687.post-66042728905894986322010-02-16T19:39:38.908-07:002010-02-16T19:39:38.908-07:00Poop is such a regular (no pun intended) topic of ...Poop is such a regular (no pun intended) topic of conversation at my house that NOTHING I can read on a blog would shock me at this point. I've heard it all. (Hubby has some gastro issues). <br /><br />Also, I'm terrified of clogged toilets. Seriously.Amanda @ It's Blogworthyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14919340979575037179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2379540647242102687.post-9870142102081504462010-02-16T19:36:58.366-07:002010-02-16T19:36:58.366-07:00I love reading your blog. And this made me laugh o...I love reading your blog. And this made me laugh out loud at work. You're so dang cute!!Amberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01258974930998406195noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2379540647242102687.post-14166940842743912272010-02-16T19:00:24.646-07:002010-02-16T19:00:24.646-07:00Hahaha this was too funny! Ive clogged the toilet ...Hahaha this was too funny! Ive clogged the toilet before- come on - who hasn't!? Tyler still wishes to believe that girls don't fart, poop or have a period. Everytime I use the bathroom, even at my house, I turn on the sink so no one hears a thing. Tyler does it too. We always have and probably always will!!!Kaylahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01014426687009768297noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2379540647242102687.post-29558240349246744172010-02-16T18:03:00.530-07:002010-02-16T18:03:00.530-07:00haha I would've thrown him under the bus too! ...haha I would've thrown him under the bus too! Oh man, I had some trouble when I was little with the toilet. But I remember one time I was at a friends house because she lived right near the school we were playing basket ball at so that I could use the bathroom. Ended up having to do you-know-what and it clogged. They didn't have anything to unclog it with that I could see.... So I believe I had to face the mortifying situation and own up to it.<br /><br />Luckily her mom was really nice and blamed it on the water pressure in their bathroom... Girls really shouldn't have to poop in my opinion!Michellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15561635439481865431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2379540647242102687.post-20344360943545759962010-02-16T16:15:17.213-07:002010-02-16T16:15:17.213-07:00I know. I feel like a total brat this week... I di...I know. I feel like a total brat this week... I didn't even check my email until today and saw your message. I am SO sorry that I never got back to you. We kept the sealing date we just cancelled the photography date. We are planning on this weekend for the photography though. So if you feel like tagging along- please do!! I hope you can forgive me for being a total brat... :(Elisehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02091485601823672769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2379540647242102687.post-73901439643173997532010-02-16T16:06:03.979-07:002010-02-16T16:06:03.979-07:00I came home from work. Did my business. And flus...I came home from work. Did my business. And flushed. Only it didn't flush, it just gushed down the pipes all weird like. 1 minute later an obnoxious knock happened on my front door and there was a plummer, who had been working on the downstairs neighbors bathroom...standing on my porch... screaming at me... "Did you just flush?" I said "Yes" He said "well, your shit is all over me." I had failed to see the note on the counter from my roommate that said "Don't flush the toilet." I literally cried for two days. At least your incident was private. Mine was the talk of the town. <br /><br /> P.S. I have never to this day pooped while my husband is anywhere near this house. If I have to go and he is home or coming home soon... I frequent the Maverick down the street. They know me by name now. I think he will not find me attractive if he finds out I do that... and so, it's my best kept secret. <br /><br />Thanks for sharing. I related to EVERY single word.JoJo and Ralphhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13908748179110891963noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2379540647242102687.post-82491360900702685422010-02-16T16:05:29.218-07:002010-02-16T16:05:29.218-07:00you're so funny and adorable!! it aint no than...you're so funny and adorable!! it aint no thang when you need a plunger, no need to be worried :)tiffanyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12899294386440194886noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2379540647242102687.post-68817086641083591402010-02-16T16:03:45.015-07:002010-02-16T16:03:45.015-07:00Chloe, I don't know why I don't read you r...Chloe, I don't know why I don't read you rblog more often, you are so funny! I laughed until I cried! Oh and I am so the same way I don't even like buying toilet paper, I live in a world where no one knows I use a bathroom at all I guess...Shauna@shwinandshwinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08434702726297791009noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2379540647242102687.post-91427833751140041732010-02-16T15:46:57.322-07:002010-02-16T15:46:57.322-07:00the best thing that ever happened to me as a newly...the best thing that ever happened to me as a newly wed was inviting my BROTHER to stay the weekend with us. inevitably, he clogged the toilet, had to buy us a plunger, called it his wedding gift to the new little couple, and that was that. we use it. all. the time. i mean, he uses it. ahhahahaannahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16946981427557188592noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2379540647242102687.post-16244750295546326942010-02-16T14:27:45.352-07:002010-02-16T14:27:45.352-07:00this. this is why i need a husband. so i can blam...this. this is why i need a husband. so i can blame embarrassing things on him. even if just for fun sometimes ;)Maddiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15053585936320580266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2379540647242102687.post-75790061896539826132010-02-16T14:03:36.957-07:002010-02-16T14:03:36.957-07:00HUH. Larious! Poop is always funny. Don't let...HUH. Larious! Poop is always funny. Don't let anyone with manners ever tell you otherwise (using it in the right situation, however is another story).<br /><br />Hey, and are you in SLC? I shall wave on my way into the valley from San Diego as I visit the fam in Murray.Lindseyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14910411137801635122noreply@blogger.com